What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Truth be told, I’ll likely have 3-4 more days off at least this summer before football season kicks off. The reason that football season is relevant is because I work in the media, and we cover a bit o’ sports.

Last week was about resting and rejuvenating, of course. However, I had a big to-do list. Here’s what I got done:

1. Bought a new TV. I was without one. In my line of work, I need a TV.

2. Bought a toaster oven. Reason why forthcoming.

3. Organized the house. (Thanks, Jen)

4. Got my home theater re-established. (Thanks, Frankenstein.)

5. Caught up on all Web correspondence.

6. Decluttered big time.

7. Watched some baseball.

8. Re-established a pretty serious workout routine.

9. Put together a list of food staples from which to establish my diet for the next three months. Notice I didn’t say A diet. I said MY diet. I read, researched, browsed, etc., and came up with a list of food staples that covers the foundation of macro-nutrients, which I *think* are comprised of carbs, fats and proteins.

Anyway, I’ll show off that list later. It’s a good list. Some of these foods required baking, ergo, the toaster oven.

10. Re-established ryanwelton.com. If you’re a member of the Tumblr community or are from Oklahoma, please follow!

BACK TO FACTS
c. 2009 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
We been through some wars together
And we survived them all unscathed
We made it past the worst fights ever
and here’s to never, ever, never fightin’ again

CHORUS:
Let’s go back to facts
No. 1, I love you girl
I can’t really explain what it feels like ‘cept that I love you
Let’s go back to facts
No. 2, You set me free
Except for the moments I’m captured by this spell that you put on me

VERSE 2:
How is not the question
What we need to ask is why
Why are we regressing?
When there ain’t no doubt in the world our affair is a blessing

CHORUS

SLOPPY IMPROV

CHORUS

Oceanside Cabaret

OCEANSIDE CABARET
c. 2009 Ryan Welton

VERSE 1:
I’ll worry ‘bout tomorrow
When I see tomorrow
Lest I borrow trouble today

I’m up for an adventure
Perhaps a risky venture
If only you’ll convince me to play

PRE-HOOK:
Then you break out my credit card
In a moment of disregard
For anything I have to say
And you tersely admonish me
Give me your guarantee
That everything gonna be OK

CHORUS
And, then a whoops, a wha-oh
We’re gettin’ swarmed by police
Whoops, a wha-oh
My skinny ass in the street
Whoops, a wha-oh
A felony’s on my sheet
Just another night
At Oceanside Cabaret

VERSE 2:
I’m meeting with a lawyer
A judge and my employer
Recalling all the facts that suit me

I didn’t know her real age
That she was in the 10th grade
I don’t expect you guys to believe

PRE-HOOK:
That I was there to save souls
To get dancers to heaven
It’s mission work I do on the side
We were enjoying a talk
about the book of Romans
I tell you, brothers, really I tried

CHORUS
But, then a whoops, a wha-oh
We’re gettin’ swarmed by police
Whoops, a wha-oh
My skinny ass in the street
Whoops, a wha-oh
A felony’s on my sheet
Just another night
At Oceanside Cabaret


VERSE 3:
I’m broke and unemployed
I’m practically destroyed
I hope I learned a lesson somehow (NOPE!)


CHORUS
But, then a whoops, a wha-oh
We’re gettin’ swarmed by police
Whoops, a wha-oh
My skinny ass in the street
Whoops, a wha-oh
A felony’s on my sheet
Just another night
At Oceanside Cabaret

Lonely People (Original Song)

This is a tune I wrote almost three years ago. Boy, how time flies.

Song up top, with lyrics below. Like usual.

Lonely People
c 2006 Ryan Welton

Verse 1:
—————
i should’ve known
that the best of my years were behind me
i should’ve grown
up instead of bein’ a baby
i should’ve thrown
in the towel to signal surrender
Maybe I should
but i won’t …


chorus:
—————-
i’ve been wonderin’
whatever happens to the lonely people
with lonely hearts like mine?
do they hover undercover looking for another?
or do they just quit trying?

i’ve been thinkin’
whatever happens to the lonely people
i hope they find their peace
‘cause whatever happens to them
could happen to me

Verse 2:
—————
we shouldn’t grieve
look at all of the art it inspires
we can believe
that our passions are all we require
should I be relieved
that I haven’t experienced heartache?
maybe I should
but I’m not …

Bridge:
—————
Is there something I can do or buy
That could give me the natural high
Of two people who are deep in love
There’s nothin’ I can think of …
 

Othello’s Gig Post-Mortem: Jan. 24

It’s been a busy, busy four days at work with the Oklahoma ice storm, so much so that I hadn’t a chance to revisit my recent gig at Othello’s on Campus Corner in Norman.

For those unfamiliar with me — most of the world — my solo gigs are a combination of instrumental jazz, campy cover songs and original compositions. The point of it all? Fun.

Had a great crowd in Norman on Jan. 24, including some colleagues from the station (who were very fun), Toad and Joey (my managers and therapy duo) and a Web colleague and his wife (who were very kind to come out). Any musician loves it when friends come out. It’s like a sports team playing a home game: You know the audience is friendly.

And, the first hour of the gig went swimmingly. C’mon, I’m just reading music and playing the standards, many of which I had played a billion times before. Songs like “Alfie” and “Take Five” and jazz classics from Herbie Hancock and Bill Evans.

These are like comfort foods from a playing perspective. Musicianship is mostly muscle memory, and many piano players can mimic finger movements even in the absence of keys.

But at about 8 p.m., the vocals began, and those required a bit more. They require focus, for example.

Like I told a friend who showed up on Saturday, “There are times when something catches my eye — a person walking, a fly buzzing, a picture on a nearby TV — and throws me off completely.”

Because I try to learn so many songs, in the off chance that somebody requests something, I don’t really have a chance to master many. And, I about crawled under the bench when I butchered Marc Cohn’s “Walking in Memphis.” Not only did I completely lose my place, it was like I had been attacked by a rhythm virus, afflicting my fingers with an inability to move at proper tempo.

It was truly hideous, and I wouldn’t have blamed anybody for walking out right then.

Other songs went really well, and I’ve determined that songs with more of a rock tempo fit my style really well. “Army” from Ben Folds Five continues to be a staple, and “Banditos” by The Refreshments went well.

My TV show theme set went OK, too. I debuted a version of the theme from “Cheers” as well as “Welcome Back” from John Sebastian, which I did not credit properly.

What makes the adrenalin flow is when I’m able to play a request from out of the blue. While my rendition of “Werewolves of London” was painful (Hey, he paid his buck in advance. I **had** to try. I will **always** try.), my attempts at some Dionne Warwick and Captain & Tennille went fairly well.

The thing I take away from this gig most though is that I have to make it a priority to take some breaks during a live show. My philosophy about entertaining is that if there is momentum, I don’t move. If you’re still there attentive, I don’t break.

Unfortunately, after 3.5 hours, I get up for the first time and am moderately paralyzed from not having moved my legs or back in that long.

I’d really like to find some 2-hour gigs, where I can focus on a really strong, long set. And, I’m hoping to get involved in some songwriting groups across the state and do some singer-songwriter gigs at coffee shops.

As for another gig at Othello’s, I’m not sure. They’ve got a renown Norman musician doing the bookings now, and I am pretty sure he’s never heard of me. I love playing there because it’s so laid-back and the staff/ownership is super friendly.

There are a lot of singer-songwriters and musicians and bands in this and any college town or city who gig for the purpose of stepping upward, making it to “Hollywood,” if you will.

That’s not my thing. The bottom line is that I think most folks had fun, and frankly, that is priority No. 1.

I’m going to take the weekend to get reorganized, and then I’m going to plan the spring. I’d like to play 3-4 times a month at various venues across central Oklahoma. As soon as I’m booked, I’ll let you know.

Set List For Saturday Gig @ Othello’s

I know it’s late. I’m sleeping in. However, I had to get my set list tweaked and final because I like to post ‘em online just in case anybody’s on the fence about coming out to the gig.

All 10 of you who read this.

The entire first set is instrumental jazz for the dinner crowd. I never like to get too loud while people are eating … but once they’re done and the drinks start flowing, the musical emphasis changes.

For the record, I bring several books with me, and this isn’t nearly the number of songs I have at least partially worked up in my gig book. Several of these are new from the last gig, which means two things: My repertoire is expanding, and — uh, well — these could be interesting. ;-)

My originals are marked, and the ones with asterisks by them are contingent upon folks who request them showing up. I’m only breaking out the Patrick Swayze if you show up, buster.

OTHELLO's SET LIST -- Jan. 24

SET 1:
1 - My Funny Valentine
2 - What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life
3 - When Sunny Gets Blue
4 - Don't Get Around Much
5 - Feel Like Makin' Love
6 - Killing Me Softly
7 - Girl From Ipanema
8 - Waltz for Debby
9 - Someday My Prince Will Come
10 - Foggy Day
11 - Body and Soul
12 - I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face
13 - Alfie
14 - All The Things You Are
15 - Devil May Care
16 - Misty
17 - Moonlight In Vermont
18 - Dolphin Dance

SET 2:
1 - Lost (original)
2 - Get Your Own Damned Cloud (original)
3 - Hot and Cold
4 - Black and Gold
5 - Walking in Memphis
6 - Rockford Files
7 - Bob Newhart Show *
8 - WKRP in Cincinnati
9 - Welcome Back
10 - Cheers
11 - Them Eyes (original)
12 - Love on the Radio (original)
13 - Lonely People (original)
14 - New York State of Mind
15 - Margaritaville
16 - She's Like The Wind *
17 - Make A Move On Me
18 - Downtown (original)
19 - Dear OG&E (original)

SET 3:
1 - Banditos
2 - Army
3 - Lithium
4 - I'm Still Standing
5 - Fame
6 - Wonderful
7 - Brown Eyed Girl
8 - Blister In The Sun (w/ Sesame Street)
9 - Don't Stop Believin'
10 - Private Dancer
11 - Obsession
12 - Isn't She Lovely
13 - Higher Ground
14 - Tightrope
15 - My Old School
16 - Arthur
17 - I Is All That You Got (original)
18 - Different World (original)
19 - Piano Man

EXTRA: Hit Me Baby One More Time
LIVE MUSIC: Norman, Okla., Saturday Night @ Othello’s

This is your official, last-minute invitation: Come see me play Saturday night (Jan. 24) at Othello’s in Norman. I’ll start between 6:30 and 7 p.m. and play until 5 in the morning non-stop.

Kidding.

But I will be gigging at Othello’s on Campus Corner until about 10 or 10:30. For the first hour, hour and a half, I play instrumentals mostly — jazz standards, pop hits, a couple originals.

And, then I break out the piano bar act.

Admittedly, I shy away from most Piano Bar 101 material except for some Billy Joel and Elton John. Unlike a lot of “piano bar” acts, I try to work in 10-12 original songs, including my hit single, “Dirty Pierre.”

OK, so it’s not actually a hit.

I checked Look @ OKC and the Oklahoma Gazette to see if my gig was even listed, and it wasn’t. (Boo!) However, it’s not like I’m some household name in the OKC area. I’m not even a household name in my neighborhood.

In fact, besides leaving Othello’s full of great food and drink on Saturday night, you’re likely to leave not asking, “Why has this guy not been signed by a major label?” but instead asking yourself, “How is this guy not in a mental ward?”

Among the songs I plan to include on Saturday are:

  • Lithium - Nirvana
  • Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes
  • Private Dancer - Tina Turner
  • Fame - Irene Cara

Not that those are bad songs, but I’m betting you won’t hear that combination anywhere on Earth Saturday night.

When I first recommitted to gigging, I found myself conflicted by two schools of thought: Either I could go the singer-songwriter route and take myself all seriously, or I could just have a good time.

I’ve opted for the latter.

Part of that means doing whatever is necessary to ensure folks have a good time when they come to see me play. No, that does not mean I’ll play shirtless. There is food involved, and nausea is not fun. Seeing my man-boobies bounce while I play would only serve to sicken the masses.

On the other hand, I do take requests, but I do have to warn you: I have no shame.

If I know it, and you ask for it: I’ll play it. I’ll sing it. My only rule is that if you ask me to play anything by the Commodores that you protect me from the fruit and vegetables that get thrown my way by Toad, who will be making an appearance. You’ll know who my buddy is when the red pears start flying.

He believes Lionel Richie is, in fact, the devil.

Now, gigging is nothing new for me, but I’d never even attempted solo performance until last year. When I played with bands in Dallas, I wouldn’t even sing backup; that’s how self-conscience I was.

The first couple of times I gigged solo, I’d dread “gig day” because I’d be a nervous wreck, hoping I wouldn’t forget a song in the middle of it.

Now, I’ll just start the heck over.

See, no shame. I have none.

If you don’t know where Othello’s in Norman is, it’s just north of Brothers on Buchanan Avenue on historic Campus Corner, just north of the beautiful University of Oklahoma campus.

And if you’re nowhere near here, get out and see somebody play this weekend, I guarantee you’ll make their day.